In honor of The 4th of July, here's my country music album
1. Ain't No Roosters In This Henhouse (except that one I'm hiding)
2. I Need This AK-47...For The Zombie Apocalypse
3. Jesus, Tits, & God America
4. Waking Up At The Waffle House
5. It's 3am. I'm Drunk. Come Over.
6. 3am Breakup Text (Why I Need Bail Money)
7. Relationship Status: It's Complicated With Jack Daniels
8. Hottie McHotPants
9. I Was Half A Virgin When I Met Him
10. 1 Bourbon, 1 Scotch and 10 Irish Car Bombs Later...