Wednesday, May 2, 2012

♫...masturbation is the thing of the day...♫

I know I'm a day late, but...IT'S MAY, BITCHES! 
You know what that means, don't you?
It's National Masturbation Month!

So, go reread my lovely post on the benefits of Masturbation...and then go enjoy yourself. I always love a good orgasm before bed...puts me right to sleep.


Iconic Marquee said...

Are we meant to masturbate all month? Because that could prove difficult. D:

I've already failed to keep masturbating for 30 days straight this month. Several times. :P

However, purely in the name of good sportsmanship and Science, I will continue trying and failing.

I'm sure my sperm won't mind. They are willing to die in the millions for my pleasure and entertainment. <3

The only thing that could be better is fully-grown people willing to die in the millions for my pleasure and entertainment.

Anyway, just call me when the New World Order rolls in. Until then, I'll be in my room. Knock first, I'll probably be masturbating~

Whiskey Sour said...

Wow. That would be quite an undertaking! I don't think I would advise a 24x7 approach. I mean, once a day is enough for me...I think you might break some kind of record otherwise...which could be fun. So...sure...go ahead...give it a try. lol.

I'm too tired to be funny. Damn it.

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