10 Bits of Evidence That Proves That I was Either Swapped at Birth, am a Changling, or My Mother Is An Alien, and She Stole Me When Her People Invaded The Earth and Disguised Themselves As Humans As They Await The Proper Time to Exterminate Us All.
1. Exclamations of Dismay, Disgust, Alarm and general annoyance.
2. Regularly Watched Television Programs
3. The Great Debate
(Hunger Games Edition)
4. Clothing Style
5. Gettin' our drank on!
6. Our Menz
8. The Holy Land
(where we want to live)
(we both read and write, so I left that off...)
10. The Zombie Apocalypse
...there is, however, one piece of undeniable proof that I might actually be her child...or she's tampered with my genes...