Sunday, January 22, 2012

♫...You're sexy as hell...♫

Day 21: -A random fact about yourself

   I have a huge crush on Craig Ferguson. And when I say huge...I mean, if I ever came within jumping distance of him I would leap on to his body and wrap my limbs about him as if I were a creature of octopus like features. My limbs would attach to him as if they had little suction cups all over them...and security would have to pry them little sucker at a time. All the while I would rub my body all over him. 

Which is one of the reasons I'm not at his show (in my town) right now...I can't afford to get another restraining order against me.



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