Wednesday, October 26, 2011

♫...A cheesy serenade...♫


Day 26 - Favorite Cheesy Horror Movie

Busty Zombie Hookers From Space...it sounds like a cheesy horror movie, doesn't it? 
That, my friends, says more about my life than anything else I have ever written here. 
Let's see if we can create a Busty Zombie Hookers From Space 'storyboard' with the help of FaceInTheHole, shall we?

Once upon a time, there was a Busty Zombie Hooker...and she was from space. On her home planet of ThridAvenueNorth, business had been plentiful. Then one fateful day, it was all shattered when a client of hers was found dead. Framed for a murder she didn't commit, Busty used all of her whiles to escape to the remote planet of Earth...where jobs were few.


She tried to return to her first love, pole dancing, but her fellow dancers quickly became annoyed by her rotting flesh and attempts to eat their brains.


She tried to break into modeling...but was told that she needed to shed some weight. Busty pointed out that her ribs were, literally, showing...but to no avail.


Desperate for work...and brains...she found herself making mistake after mistake....



...until she found herself homeless and starving...without a brain to nom on in sight...


Then, out of nowhere, a kind soul (who looked a lot like Jensen Ackles) took pity on Busty.


He provided her with all the brains she could eat...


...and cast her as the lead in the movie adaption of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies...

...and she lived happily ever after...nomming on extras...

The End.

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