Day 25- Something you would do if no one stopped you or if you knew you wouldn't fail.
I would rule the world with my horde of minions*.
That is all.
I mean, I'd send my minions out for fresh juice every morning...and other items as needed. I wouldn't have to go to school, because as supreme overlord of the planet earth I would no longer have a need for it...and if I want a degree in something, I'll just take it...college will be free for all my underlings...and all student loan debts would be erased....The world would adopt a vegan diet, therefore fast food restaurants would be outlawed...all food would be organically grown by peace loving hippies who have a profound respect for mother earth...groan and bitch all you want...I'll send my minions to harvest your organs...I never said I was a benevolent ruler...arts programs in schools would be mandatory...and the focus of schools would be enriching a person's mind and nurturing talent, not standardized test scores...and my World of Warcraft account, as well as Josh and Ben's, would be free forever....COWER BEFORE ME!
Go forth my minions and procure juice that is freshly squeezed....ice cream that is of the Ben and Jerry variety...and a man of the Collins line....
*No to be confused with Minions of the Horde. FOR THE HORDE!!
I've found the perfect 'guard animal' to protect the entrance to my evil lair...it's so terrifying that no one would dare try to sneak past it....even my minions would be a bit terrified of it...I'll call him Alejandro.