Dear Robot from Space,
Do you know Bender? Are you a happy alcoholic, little troublemaker like him, or are you more of the Cybermen persuasion? And if you are of the Cybermen persuasion, do you know how I can get in touch with The Doctor? Because, quite honestly, if you cannot provide me with a good introduction to The Doctor, that would then lead to me leaving with him in the TARDIS, I really have no time for you.
Please stop trying to 'delete' me,